This is an old ESPN commercial. For those of you who don’t follow baseball, Albert Pujols is one of the games great all-time hitters. You can count on him batting .300 with 35 homeruns and 100 RBIs every year for the rest of eternity. ESPN’s reasoning behind it? Albert Pujols is a machine. Kind of like Hobbes’ description of humans. This is just a silly thing that just struck me as being kind-of sort-of relevant to some of what Hobbes is saying.